The Teen Commandments

I. Stop and think before you drink — THEN DON’T.
II. Don’t let your parents down; they brought you up.
III. Be humble enough to obey. You will be giving orders yourself someday.
IV. At the first moment turn away from unclean thinking– at the first moment!
V. Don’t show off driving. If you want to race, go to Indianapolis.
VI. Choose a date that would make a good mate.
VII. Pray to God often and faithfully.
VIII. Choose your companions carefully—you are what they are.
IX. Avoid following the crowd. Be an engine –not a caboose.
X. Or even better– Keep the original Ten Commandments.